yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: adriftinthetardis11: m0rphlne: h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick harder than a pornstars dick i am swimming in the amount of tears Are all school chairs blue? I haven’t seen any that aren’t I remember there was one orange chair in...
amesliberee: Just because someone is pretty doesn’t mean they’re not depressed Just because someone has money doesn’t mean they’re not depressed Just because someone has friends doesn’t mean they’re not depressed Just because someone has nice family doesn’t mean they’re not depressed Just because someone someone’s smart doesn’t mean they’re not depressed Just because someone seems happy...
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
crockercorp: does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
thatfunnyblog: i feel this on a spiritual level Funny Stuff you like?
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
hell-is-my-paradise: yourealoserlol: skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio yeah, you deserve them. that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
bambiix: have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated every fucking time this is exactly what...
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just